Halloween Fun- Lasalletech announces new Tachyon based matching engine - providing negative 50 picosecond execution time

Following incredible claims by major exchanges globally regarding trade execution times in the 100 microsecond level, The LaSalle Technology Group, LLC has been forced to announce their new Tachyon based computing platform which provides -50 picosecond matches. With the new platform code named “B2” aka “Beyond Belief” trades will actually execute prior to the time the trade is submitted. More performance improvements are expected in the near future. The only drawback from this is that the execution price at which you execute the trade will impact the price at which the execution occurs in the past – which can result in the order book not being in the current state at the time the trade is executed. The order book state paradox, often referred to as the grandfather paradox outside of financial markets, continues to pose challenges for everyone except a few high frequency trading firms and hedge funds who are aggressively building worm hole based access to the Lasalletech trading engine – which is located in a well known vortex located in the Keweenaw Peninsula of the UP of Michigan. Co-founder Jim Northey says of the matching engine, “It was inevitable that financial technologists would not only validate the tachyon theory, but also exploit it to improve the quality of financial markets. We financial technologists continue to prove that this is the best of all possible worlds and now we are able to insert information into markets prior to their existence which significantly improves upon and obsoletes previous efficient markets.” Paul Krugman, upon hearing of the innovation stated emphatically that “had the tachyon matcher been available in 2008, the global crisis could have been averted or possibly not.”